A spiral bound calendar with the title "Medieval Dick Pics 2026 Calendar" is displayed. The cover shows a medieval illustration of two figures; one with their robe open exposing their genitals, and the other with their hands up as if in surprise. The calendar is then opened to the month of May. The image at the top of the May page is a black and white illustration of a cat lying on a tiled floor. The squares for the month of May are blank except for "Cinco de Mayo" on the 5th, and "Memorial Day" on the 26th.